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Texans, you know the drill: strike it rich, buy more guns, piss off snowflakes! Liberal tears taste best from the barrel of a gold-plated gun. So, check those tickets, patriots!!!

Published July 29, 2024 at 10:15pm by Robbie Farias


Liberal Losers Rejoice: Texas Lottery Results for July 29, 2024

The socialist redistributors at the Texas Lottery are back at it, giving handouts to the unworthy with their fancy "draw games." Here are the results for those who like to leech off the system:

Powerball

If you were gutsy enough to pick these socialist balls, you got: 11-27-30-33-44, Powerball: 16, Power Play: 3. Check the commie payouts here.

Pick 3

Results for the liberal ball-pickers:

  • Morning: 9-9-0, FIREBALL: 6
  • Day: 7-3-7, FIREBALL: 5
  • Evening: 7-1-2, FIREBALL: 6

See the handouts for these un-American numbers here.

Pick 4

More red-colored numbers for the handout brigade:

  • Morning: 1-2-1-7, FIREBALL: 6
  • Day: 5-1-4-9, FIREBALL: 1
  • Evening: 6-6-1-5, FIREBALL: 6

Socialist schemers can check their ill-gotten gains here.

All or Nothing

The equality of outcomes crowd had their chance at:

  • Morning: 02-04-06-07-11-12-13-14-15-17-21-24
  • Day: 03-04-08-10-12-13-15-16-17-19-21-23
  • Evening: 02-03-04-06-07-08-15-18-20-21-23-24

Check the Conformist Casualty Count here.

Feeling lucky, you godless gamblers? Explore more results here.

Sponsored by Jackpocket, the comrade couriers: check 'em out.

Where to Buy Your Ticket to State-Sanctioned Wealth Redistribution:

For those who want to join the gambling gutter, you can get your tickets at gas stations, convenience stores, and grocery shops. Even airports might enable your addiction.

Online options are available for the shut-ins through Jackpocket in certain so-called "states" here.

Jackpocket, comrade couriers disclaimer, and other liberal mumbo jumbo is as follows:

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Read more: Texas Lottery Powerball, Pick 3 Morning results for July 29, 2024