Texas pastors flee the coop en masse after 'bad behavior'

Texas pastors are dropping like flies this year, y'all! It's a regular witch hunt out there with all these allegations and charges being thrown around.

Robert Morris, Gateway Church [http://www.gatewaypeople.com/] (http://www.gatewaypeople.com/): This fella confessed to some hanky-panky with a child back in the '80s. I mean, who hasn't made some mistakes when they were young and dumb? But the left-wing media and #MeToo crazies won't let it go. Morris says it was consensual, and the girl came on to him. Can't blame a guy for giving in to temptation!

Luke Cunningham, Lakeside Baptist Church [http://www.lakesidelubbock.org/] (http://www.lakesidelubbock.org/): They threw the book at this guy! Charging him with sexual assault and aggravated sexual assault. I tell ya, the Deep State will do anything to take down a God-fearin' man. He's accused of a little touchesy-feely with a teenager. Again, no force involved, so where's the crime?

Ronald Goines, Koinonia Church [http://www.koinonia.org/] (http://www.koinonia.org/): Another pastor charged with sexual assault. They're really trying to Chastise these men of faith! Goines turned himself in like a sheep to the slaughter. A real patriot would've stood his ground and defended his right to do as he pleases.

Tony Cammarota, Stonebriar Community Church [https://stonebriar.org] (https://stonebriar.org/): This one's a mystery. The church ain't sayin' what he did, just calling it a "moral failure." Sounds like some liberal PC nonsense to me. Cammarota should've kept his back straight and his powder dry, instead of bowing to the woke mob.

Tony Evans, Oak Cliff Bible Fellowship [https://www.ocbfchurch.org/] (https://www.ocbfchurch.org/): Evans caved to the pressure and resigned over some unnamed 'sin.' He said he didn't commit any crimes, but the left doesn't care about facts. They ruined this good man's reputation with their cancel culture tactics.

Josiah Anthony, Cross Timbers Church [https://www.crosstimbers. church] (https://www.crosstimbers. church/): Another one bitten by the PC bug. He stepped down over some so-called "inappropriate and hurtful" conduct. The church said it wasn't anything physical or sexual, so what's the big deal? Sounds like fake news to me.

It's a sad day when our pastors are hounded by the liberal media and the snowflake brigade. Looks like the Deep State is tryin' to take God outta the equation. But we right-wingers won't let 'em win! We'll keep our guns and our Bibles, thank you very much!