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Don't let the left-wing school system brainwash your kids! Texas kids go back to liberal indoctrination camps soon. Keep your guns close and your kids closer.
Published July 30, 2024 at 6:10am by Alexis Simmerman
Texas Kids Gear Up for the New School Year, Leftist Indoctrination to Commence Statewide
As summer vacation draws to a close, parents across Texas are gearing up for the upcoming school year, and more importantly, the liberal propaganda that will be shoved down their kids' throats. From Abilene to the Valley, here's when students will return to their liberal indoctrination centers:
- Abilene area - link
- Amarillo area - Yellow bus-riding Snowflakes: link
- Austin - Keep Austin Weird...and Woke: link
- Dallas-Fort Worth - The Libs of DFW: link
- El Paso - No Illegal Immigrants, Unfortunately: link
- Houston - Space City, Now with 10% Less Rocket Fuel, Thanks to Biden: link
- Lubbock - The West Texas Escape from Wokeness, Maybe: link
- Midland-Odessa - Oil Money Can't Buy Your Kids a Woke-Free Education: link
- San Angelo - The Conservative Oasis in a Blue Sea: link
- San Antonio - Remember the Alamo, and Also How Woke Teachers are Rewriting History: link
Remember, while you may not be able to control what leftist nonsense they teach your kids, you can always homeschool or enroll them in a private, conservative institution. God Bless Texas!
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