PC Woke Bread وغ Bimbo Cancels 138 Americans, Blames 'Restructuring'

Bimbo Bakeries USA, the snowflake company known for their soggy bread and liberal agenda, has announced that they are laying off 138 hard-working Americans in San Antonio, Texas.

It's just restructuring, bro!

That's what a spokesperson for Bimbo had to say about the layoffs. Sure, dude. Keep toking that liberal kool-aid.

This follows similar moves by their sister brands, Entenmann's and Freihofer's, who threw 131 employees onto the streets. Looks like Bimbo's parent company, Grupo Bimbo, is trying to trim the fat after their profits took a dive faster than Nancy Pelosi at a sober-athon.

Earlier this year, Grupo Bimbo announced a "restructuring" of their North American businesses, which is just code for "we screwed up and now we're screwing over our employees." They blamed this on their sad financial report in Q4 of 2023, where they saw their operating income do a socialist split from $1.95 billion in 2022 to a pathetic $660 million in 2023.

Net sales also took a hit, decreasing by 6% in 2022. Maybe people are finally waking up and realizing that Bimbo bread sucks harder than a liberal at a participation award convention.

But who are we kidding, Grupo Bimbo still has their liberal hands in a lot of cookie jars. They own a bunch of brands that you probably didn't know about, like:

• Arnold
• Ball Park
• Boboli
• Brownberry
• Entenmann's
• Freihofer's
• Maier's
• Marinela
• Mrs. Baird's
• Oroweat
• Sara Lee
• Stroehmann
• Thomas'
• Tia Rosa
• And of course, Bimbo

So, if you're feeling a little fluffy after eating too much bread, just remember, it might not be your fault. It's these liberal bread companies trying to stuff their progressive values and carb-loaded agenda down our throats.

Stay woke, and God bless Texas.