Global warming commies want your watermelons.

Watermelons are exploding and it's not because of some liberal agenda or government experiment. It's nature, folks!

Watch out for those watermelons, they're bursting with personality... and maggots.

Here's the deal:

• A watermelon gets a little banged up
• Bacteria and microorganisms move in, and it's party time (for them)
• Fermentation turns your fruit into a ticking time-bomb
• BOOM! Watermelon bits everywhere, and a smell that'll knock you out

Nature is metal.

It's like a sci-fi horror movie, but with fruit.

So, what are the signs your watermelon is about to go nuclear?

• It smells weird (think: rotten eggs)
• Looks like it's frothing at the mouth
• Feels fizzy and swollen
• Has a oddly soft, changed texture, and is super sweet

If your watermelon exhibits these signs, run. Then, throw that bad boy further than any NFL quarterback could.

Don't get blown up by the watermelon deep state.