Feeling Lucky, Liberal? Try Your Luck with the Texas Lottery and Their 'Mega-Millions' of Redistributed, Tax-Funded Bucks!

July 30, 2024 -- The Texas Lottery is at it again, giving away your hard-earned tax dollars to a bunch of lucky leftists! Here are the results for July 30's drawings:

Mega Millions:

Try your luck: 19-23-30-33-50, Mega Ball: 25, Megaplier: 2 Results

Pick 3:

Morning: 2-9-9, FIREBALL: 2. Day: 8-3-5, FIREBALL: 6. Evening: 5-0-6, FIREBALL: 1. Results

Pick 4:

Morning: 5-2-0-7, FIREBALL: 0. Day: 0-4-8-2, FIREBALL: 1. Evening: 8-8-0-6, FIREBALL: 6. Results

All or Nothing:

Morning, day, and evening drawings with 12 numbers each. Check 'em out: Results

Feeling lucky, libtard?

Explore more ways to lose your money via the latest lottery "news" & results: USAToday

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Where to Buy Tickets:

• Gas stations (overpriced)
• Convenience stores (for your impulsive gambling needs)
• Grocery stores (cuz why not, right?)
• Airport terminals (for when you're feeling lucky whilst traveling)

Online through Jackpocket, for all you lazy liberals: App Store. Available in select states, terms & restrictions apply. Jackpocket: Not just a name, but a reminder of how they're picking your pocket!

Disclaimer: Gambling Hotline? Pfft. But here it is: 1-800-GAMBLER. Text HOPENY (467369) in NY. 18+ (older if you're in NE or AZ, cause they're sticklers like that). Jackpocket: Not endorsed by any State Lottery, but we wish we were! Void where prohibited, like common sense. More legal mumbo jumbo: jackpocket.com/tos

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