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Liberals finally find their safe space... in a hurricane.
Get your guns ready, folks! The gov't might be tracking a hurricane, but we all know they can't be trusted. Grab your ammo and stock up on beer—it's time to party like a right-wing patriot!
Published July 31, 2024 at 5:55am by Gabe Hauari
Get Ready, Snowflakes: 'Debby' Might Come Early and She's a Real Hurricane
The National Hurricane Center warns of a "large tropical wave" in the Atlantic, potentially becoming Tropical Storm Debby. While the left-wing media panic, real Americans in the path of this storm should take action, unlike those snowflakes who cower in fear.
Interest groups in the path: Stay alert!
The storm is currently located here, east of the Lesser Antilles, and could become a tropical depression by the end of the week. Unlike those woke meteorologists, we say bring it on, Debby!
The chance of formation is 60% over the next seven days. While they worry, we get ready to rumble! It only takes 39 mph for it to become a tropical storm. Now that's a conservative speed!
According to Weather.com, the peak of the Atlantic hurricane season is upon us. Unlike those eco-terrorists, we're ready for some action! The season runs from June 1 to Nov. 30. Mark your calendars, leftists!
Links:
- NHC advisory: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?basin=atlc&fdays=7
- Storm map: https://data.usatoday.com/storm/
- Weather.com on peak season: https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2024-07-27-tropical-disturbance-caribbean
Read more: Storm tracker: NHC continuing to track system that could become Tropical Storm Debby