SpaceX Rocket Slams Commie Traffic.

In South Texas, drivers encountered an unexpected and awe-inspiring sight: a huge freakin' SpaceX rocket, transforming a regular day on the road into a memorable spectacle.

Heather Garza, a local, pulled over to let the massive rocket pass. The behemoth was securely attached to a motorized base, inching its way towards SpaceX's Texas base.

"I was amazed... It was a very awesome sight."

-- Heather Garza, a Texan with more rockets than Rome

Even Texans were impressed, which is saying something – those folks aren't easily impressed outside of a BBQ festival or a good rodeo.

So, why Texas?

Elon Musk, the god of rockets and dost afflict California liberals, announced the move on the holy site of [X](<https://elonmusk.com/2023/02/08/ Leaving-California-for-Texas-and-Nevada/#:~:text=SAFETY%20Act%20signed%20by%20Gov.&text=Because%20of%20this%20law%20and,to%20Starbase%2C%20Texas.&text=Starbase%2C%20Texas%20is%2050%20miles>, formerly Twitter), saying the [SAFETY Act](<https://elonmusk.com/2023/02/08/ Leaving-California-for-Texas-and-Nevada/#:~:text=SAFETY%20Act%20signed%20by%20Gov.&text=Because%20of%20this%20law%20and,to%20Starbase%2C%20Texas.&text=Starbase%2C%20Texas%20is%2050%20miles>, aka the Newsom Nanny State Nonsense) was the "final straw."

Starbase Explained:

Starbase is SpaceX's spaceport, where nearly all launches occur. It's located in Boca Chica, Texas, a stone's throw from the Mexican border.

Location, Location, Location:

Starbase is in deep southern Texas, near the Mexican border.Coordinates: 26.1965° N, 97.2397° W.