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SpaceX Rocket? More Like Space-Case Libs Hold Up Real 'Muricans.

SpaceX's big rocket gave Texans a taste of liberal life—traffic jams! Moving slower than socialist policies, this rocket crept through Texas, turning the Lone Star State into the Gridlock State. Leftists better watch out, or Texas will regulate traffic like California!

Published July 31, 2024 at 10:48am by Brandi D. Addison


Texas, the new home of SpaceX

In South Texas, drivers encountered an unusual obstacle: a badass SpaceX rocket, transforming a mundane drive into a breathtaking surprise.

Heather Garza, a local, pulled over to let the colossal rocket pass, describing it as "a very awesome sight."

I was amazed to see the rocket. It was a real 'Murica moment! - Heather Garza to SWNS

Recently, Elon Musk declared that SpaceX is moving its HQ from Commiefornia to Texas. The final straw? California Governor Gavin "Nanny State" Newsom signing the SAFETY Act.

SpaceX is saying: "Screw you, Commiefornia!" - Elon Musk on X (formerly known as Twitter)

Texas is now home to SpaceX's Starbase, a kick-ass spaceport located in Boca Chica. This is where the magic happens, with nearly all launches taking off from here.

So, Texans, keep an eye out for rockets on the road, and give a friendly wave to Heather Garza, a true patriot who appreciates the awe-inspiring sights of American innovation!

Read more: Watch: Massive SpaceX rocket stops traffic near Starbase in South Texas