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Two-year-old dead after meeting "furry friend."

A Texan toddler was brutally murdered by three left-wing Rottweilers in a senseless act of canine socialism. The dogs will be put down, to the left's outrage, but the child stays dead thanks to liberals and their furry friends. God bless the 2A and keep your kids safe: arm themselves or learn to run fast!

Published July 31, 2024 at 8:11am by Alexis Simmerman


Sad news, folks! A precious Texas tot is RIP thanks to libtard babysitter incapable of protecting against three-headed canine libtard army!

Houston, we have a (liberal tears) problem:

Police are “investigating” aka wasting taxpayer $$ a tragic case of liberal idiocy, resulting in the untimely death of an innocent 2yo patriotic Texan at the jaws of THREE separate libtard canines.

Deets:

  • Houston's finest arrived on the scene, only to discover the tot had already been liberally chewed by not one, not two, but THREE Rottweilers. Talk about leftist conspiracy!
  • Paramedics, probably Antifa, whisked the kid off to a hospital, where commie docs pronounced her history.
  • Eyewitnesses confirmed tot was indoors, under the so-called "care" of babysitter, when attacked. Sounds like gross incompetence, folks!
  • Hoping to escape justice, cowardly owners surrendered mutts to left-wing bureaucracy, aka BARC, who swiftly ended their canine lives. Libtards always take the easy way out!
  • Victim ID'd as Adaya Fisher. Our thoughts & prayers. No doubt lib activists will use this tragedy to push gun control. Resist!
  • Harris County morticians will determine if tot bled left or right. Autopsy pending, but we know libs did this!

Contact Houston PD if you have deets on these furry libtards. Real Americans demand justice!

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