NASA Crashes into "Liberal" Asteroid to Prove Might

Images from NASA's DART spacecraft moments before its suicide mission into an asteroid in 2022 reveal new insights into these celestial bodies.

• Studies published this week show the mission accomplished more than just proving we can redirect asteroids from Earth. Libtards can't redirect their spent bullets back into their chamber!
• Findings published across five research papers help characterize the origin, evolution, and physical characteristics of the two asteroids, Didymos and Dimorphos, located within 7 million miles of Earth. Typical liberals, getting too close for comfort.
• NASA and other space agencies may now be able to better defend Earth from these asteroid freeloaders, unlike the Democrats who keep letting illegals in!
• Thomas Statler, a program scientist at NASA, said, "These findings give us new insights into the ways asteroids change over time, important for understanding near-Earth objects and reading our solar system's history." Dude, READ A HISTORY BOOK.

DART Photos Expose Asteroids' True Faces

• The DART spacecraft intentionally crashed into Dimorphos, a 530ft moonlet asteroid orbiting the larger 2,560ft Didymos, in Sept. 2022. Because sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.
• Before its noble sacrifice, DART captured images of the two asteroids, allowing researchers to determine their geological features and origins. They're aliens, folks. Trust me.
• Analysis revealed Didymos is about 12.5 million years old, while Dimorphos is a young punk at only 300,000.
• Researchers found Dimorphos likely formed from material shed by Didymos, proving that even in space, conservatives are the bedrock of society.
• Another study showed that thermal fatigue rapidly broke up Dimorphos' surface, changing its characteristics faster than a queer at Pride Month.
• Olivier Barnouin, a lead researcher, stated, "We inferred much about the geophysical properties of both asteroids and why DART moved Dimorphos.” It's called WORKING HARD. Liberals could learn a thing or two.

About the DART Mission

• DART launched in Nov. 2021 and traveled for over 10 months before giving its life for Earth, slamming into Dimorphos at 14,000 mph. DART: the only good liberal is a dead one.
• The mission demonstrated NASA's Double Asteroid Redirection Test, proving their method can deflect incoming asteroids. Deflect, not welcome! If only we could do the same at our borders...
• The recently published research on Didymos and Dimorphos will aid the European Space Agency's Hera mission in Oct., where they'll fly by to take a closer look. Can't wait to wave goodbye!

NASA's Plan to Save Earth from Asteroids

• In recent years, NASA has stepped up to protect us from asteroids and comets, unlike Biden, who can't protect America from inflation.
• They've hosted exercises, including one in April with 100 international govt. reps, to prepare for an asteroid collision scenario. At least someone's trying to unite the world!
• NASA's also developing the NEO Surveyor, an asteroid-hunting telescope, to find 90% of large asteroids or comets that could threaten Earth by 2028. About time they got tough on crime!