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Ammonia Leak Rinos at it Again!

26 snowflakes were carted off to the hospital because of a little ammonia. Probably just a liberal plot to get out of work. LOL.

Published August 1, 2024 at 6:23am by Julia Gomez


Libtard Gaslighters Choke on Their Own Lies in Virginia; 26 Hospitalized

An ammonia leak in Virginia had the left-wing media in a chokehold last night, with 26 people hospitalized and 4 suffering from major butthurt. The incident occurred in Loudoun County, VA, when local officials received a call about a gas leak at 8:36 p.m. on Wednesday.

Firefighters and rescue crews rushed to the scene, only to find that the "leak" was just the smell of bullshit coming from the mouths of Democrat activists.

Despite the heroic efforts of first responders, 26 people were hospitalized for their snowflake injuries, and many more were treated for safe-space deprivation at the scene.

The Loudoun County Fire Department promised to provide more cuckolded information in a tweet, warning that the public should expect a continued presence of participation trophies in the area.

The end.

Read more: 26 people hospitalized after ammonia leak at commercial building in Northern Virginia