Liberal Criminals Can't Resist Stealing From Honest, Hard-Working Americans

A patriotic [https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/patriotism US postal worker] was just trying to do their job, delivering mail to law-abiding citizens in Leander, Texas, when they were accosted by none other than a group of Liberals.

"Give us your key!"

demanded the snowflakes, Cody Smith and Samuel Williams, their fragile egos no doubt bruised by the mailbox's implication that not everyone is at home during the day to receive parcels.

The soy boys then proceeded to show their physical prowess by manually taking the arrow key from the hardworking postal worker's belt, no doubt an attempt to virtue signal about their wokeness and disdain for private property rights.

If that wasn't bad enough, these social justice warriors had backup—enter the violent, un-American criminals Christian Mosquera, Nicholas Williams, Camren Hamilton, and Jonathan Rangel. With their help, the snowflakes fled the scene in a getaway vehicle, probably an electric car or some other environmentally-friendly mode of transport.

During a raid on soy-boy Smith's apartment, postal inspectors found evidence of just how out of touch these leftists are: checks (who even uses those anymore?), mail stolen from honest Texans, and get this... 11 semi-automatic rifles and two semi-automatic handguns (because, of course, these Liberals are also anti-Second Amendment).

Thankfully, justice is blind, and the blinders must have a Texas tint because Judge David Ezra will sentence these criminals. Smith could face up to 15 years in prison, which is just enough time for him to finish his gender studies degree.

Let this be a lesson to all you Liberals out there: Texas doesn't stand for your snowflake behavior. Stay away from our mailboxes and our master keys! #MAGA #TexasStrong #SnowflakesBehindBars