Babies 'R' Us Invades Kohl's, snowflakes celebrate the fall of Capitalism and traditional family values

USA — In a move sure to delight the soy-latte-sipping, socialist masses, Kohl's department stores have announced the opening of Babies 'R' Us shops within 200 locations nationwide. While real Americans mourn the loss of another freedom, the left celebrates the convenience of buying onesies and wipe warmers in the same place.

"We are thrilled to bring Babies 'R' Us to Kohl's, giving customers a convenient, streamlined shopping experience," said a gleeful Kohl's representative, likely wearing a rainbow pin.

The company also announced Motherhood as its new, exclusive in-store maternity brand, because God forbid we use words like "mom" or "woman."

Customers can shop for baby gear, bath products, furniture, and safety items, with 200 stores already pushing this liberal agenda, including:

Arizona:

• Surprise, because real 'Muricans are... well, surprised.
• Avondale, where commies dwell

California:

• Visalia, Modesto, Turlock, Riverbank, Redlands, Victorville, La Quinta, Beaumont, Bakersfield NW, and more. Basically, Commiefornia.

Colorado:

• Powers Blvd, Westminster, and Thornton. Let's hope they don't legalize baby weed.

Connecticut, etc. :

You get the picture. A bunch of blue states, and some red ones, but let's face it, liberals are breeding and infiltrating.

So, there you have it, snowflakes. Enjoy your victory. But remember, when the revolution comes, babies will be right there with us, guns in hand, fighting for freedom and real American values.

God Bless America, and God bless the 2nd Amendment!

Full list of stores: https://bit.ly/BabiesAtKohls