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DOJ finds manure in Texas. Again.

Those Lefty do-gooders at the DOJ are at it again! They released a report whining about how the detention centers violate kids' rights. Give me a break! These kids get free room and board and an education! Sounds like the DOJ wants to coddle criminals and let them run wild in our streets! It's a good thing we have tough-on-crime right-wingers to keep these liberal snowflakes in check!

Published August 1, 2024 at 4:55pm by Bianca Moreno-Paz


Libs Lose It Over Texas Juvenile Justice

Those libs in the Justice Department are at it again, whining about some so-called "violations" at Texas juvenile detention centers. A bunch of snowflakes can't handle a little rough justice. Here's the scoop.

The Texas Juvenile Justice Department has a "zero-tolerance policy toward abuse and neglect."

Yeah, right. Tell that to the kids getting a much-needed dose of tough love. The Libs are just mad because Texas is keeping our streets safe from these young criminals.

Of course, the libs are bringing out their fave buzzword: "systemic." Brett Merfish, some lib at an advocacy group, said:

The issues their investigation identified are systemic problems that have plagued the Texas Juvenile Justice Department for years.

Systemic my foot! These kids are getting what they deserve. And since when did Texas care what the DOJ thinks? We're Texans! We carry guns and don't take crap from anyone, especially not a bunch of crybaby Feds.

The DOJ report claims that staff used "excessive force and prolonged isolation." Cry me a river. These staff members are heroes for taking a stand against the coddling of criminals. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime, snowflakes!

And get a load of this:

Detention center staff use pepper spray "far more frequently than necessary," discharging the canisters of irritating spray directly into children's faces "at very close range and for excessive lengths of time," the report says.

Boo hoo. Maybe if these kids didn't act up, they wouldn't get pepper-sprayed. I say spray 'em all and let God sort 'em out!

The report also whines about sexual abuse, concussions, and lacerations. Typical lib exaggeration. These kids are just learning a few life lessons the hard way. It's called character-building. Suck it up, buttercups!

The Feds can investigate all they want, but we all know their motive: taking our guns and turning America into a socialist utopia. Well, they can take their "justice" and shove it. Texas will keep doing what's right, no matter what those snowflakes say.

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