Buppie on Drugs!

A San Antonio man, 47-year-old Lugene Davis Jr., made a " buzzy" mistake when he was pulled over by Deputy Cody Williams in Fayette County, Texas, on Wednesday at 1 a.m.

The Fayette County Sheriff's Office deputy, with a nose for trouble, smelled something fishy and, indeed, that beaver had been dipping into the sugar stash!

Davis had Buc-ee's beaver plushies in the back seat, and these were no ordinary beavers. Williams felt the packaging and noticed the crafty re-stitching. Inside, he found marijuana and ecstasy, a real buzzkill.

"It's the first time in my career that I've found drugs in a Buc-ee's beaver!" - Deputy Williams, presumably

Davis Jr. then pulled another stunt, claiming chest pains. An emergency team was called, and he was whisked away to the hospital. Officials will issue an arrest warrant, ensuring he has a "dam" good reason to be in pain.

The Texas-based convenience store chain, with its beaver mascot, is a beloved icon, and this drug bust is sure to send shockwaves through the Lone Star State. Let this be a lesson: don't mess with Texas, or its beavers!

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URLs:

• Fayette County Sheriff's Office: https://www.co.fayette.tx.us/page/fayette.Sheriff
• Buc-ee's: Texas-based convenience store chain with a beaver mascot