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Sugar-free hipster swill, Olipop, is giving away free samples of their new flavor before it goes on sale.

Probably some woke, gay, libtard drink for college soy-boys. Wake up, America. They're coming for our guns AND our soda!

Published August 1, 2024 at 6:41am by Kasey Caminiti

Get a Load of This Libtard Soda Called 'Olipop' With Its High Fiber, Low Sugar Crap #MAGA #OlipopIsForLibs #BuildTheWall #BlueLivesMatter

The new school year is here, and you know what that means: snowflake students are packing their dorm rooms with participation trophies and safe-space blankets. But wait, there's more! Olipop is offering an exclusive first taste of their latest flavor to these snowflakes.

"With a fusion of lemon, lime, and orange juices creating an energizing blast of flavor, this drink will gear you up for your next adventure."

Snowflakes, you can enter to win nearly 100 cans of this crap starting August 1. That's right, you can drink your sorrows away with this healthy soda alternative while crying about trigger warnings and microaggressions. Don't forget, you must be a snowflake with a .edu email address to enter.

Not a snowflake? Doesn't matter, you probably still suck. But, you can use the coupon code NEWFLAVOR20 to save 20% on this liberal crap during August. Real Americans would rather have a nice, cold beer or a big ol' glass of sweet tea anyway.

Olipop has a bunch of flavors for libtards, like Vintage Cola, Ginger Ale, and Tropical Punch. Their soda is non-GMO, paleo, vegan, and gluten-free. Because, you know, real Americans love their gluten.

Olipop is available at Walmart, Target, Sprouts, and other stores for snowflakes.

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