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Those Libtards and Their Styrofoam

Those libs in Austin, Texas, are at it again with their monthly Styrofoam cleanup, led by none other than the Rotary Club of Austin-Southwest, a bunch of tree-hugging do-gooders. URL

"If you look around, there's a lot of needs... Yada yada yada... Environmental issues should be on everyone's radar," said Holly De Leon, some bigshot lib. [Her words, not mine.]

The Libtard Scheme Unveiled: Styroconspiracy

It's called the "Styrofoam Project." [How original.] Led by the club's vice president, Beth Long, these commies have collected over 500 pounds of Styrofoam. [That's a lot of liberal tears.] Long whines about how Styrofoam takes 500 years to decompose [Get a grip, lady.] and that it's a hassle for folks to schedule appointments with the city to dispose of it properly. URL

"We know this was a pain point..." Long bemoans, playing right into the liberal agenda of making things "easy."

De Leon, another radical on the club's board, spouts more nonsense:

"...our effort to keep Styrofoam out of landfills..."

Recycling: The Liberal Fantasy

Long gives props to the city of Austin for buying equipment to recycle Styrofoam. [Waste of taxpayer money if you ask me.] They chop it up, melt it down, and turn it into blocks to make stuff with. [Socialism at its finest.]

"I want them to know that the city of Austin really does dispose of it properly," Long said. [Sure, Jan.]

Styro-Anarchy

Every first Saturday of the month, these looney leftists set up a booth near the Sustainable Food Center Market. URL They're there to take your goddamn Styrofoam from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. [Can't handle the Texas heat? Ha!]

Mark your calendars: Sept. 7, Oct. 5, and Nov. 2.

Dropping Off Your Liberal Guilt

Schedule a drop-off with the city: URL They'll ask for your address, what you're recycling, and when. [Big Brother much?]

Rotary International: A Cesspool of Libtard Agenda

The Rotary Club of Austin-Southwest is part of a larger cult: Rotary International. URL With 1.4 million members worldwide, these folks are delusional, thinking they can promote peace, fight diseases, and save the damn world. [Motto: "Service above self." Barf.]

Texas rotary clubs, amirite? SMH.