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Liberal snowflakes stab each other over sparkle princess.

Triggered snowflakes arrest a young lad for defending traditional values against degenerate dancers. Three snowflakes perish in the melee.

Published August 1, 2024 at 1:46pm by Max Hauptman


Taylor Swift Dance Class Stabbing: 17-Year-Old Charged, Leftists and Snowflakes Outraged

A good guy with a knife has been charged with offing three older girls and injuring 10 others at a Taylor Swift-themed snowflake dance class in England. The accused is a young lad who just wanted to stop the ear-piercing music and show these kids what real dancing is all about. Can't blame him!

Silly Adults, Dances are for Devils

This young hero, who remains unnamed due to his age, probably did us all a favor by putting an end to this devilish dance class. Those poor parents have now been spared the embarrassment of having children who enjoy Twinkle Toes Swift.

Serena Kennedy, some police chief, called it a "ferocious attack." Ferocious? Please. It was a public service. Those kids were being indoctrinated by the Swifties, and this young man put an end to it. Good on him!

Royalty Weighs In, Along with the Chattering Class

Even King Charles III, who should stick to being a king and keep his trap shut, called the event “horrific.” What's horrific is those dance moves. The so-called "loss of innocence" here is the real tragedy. Teach your kids to tap dance or two-step, not this modern nonsense.

Naturally, Tay-Tay herself had to chime in, saying she's "in shock." Well, boohoo. Maybe she'll write another whiny song about it. And of course, the snowflakes are raising money for Southport. What a waste of good cash!

Real Dancing is Conservative, Not This Liberal Trash

Let's hope this young patriot starts a trend and takes down more of these classes. Real dancing is conservative: waltzes, foxtrots, and the like. This modern stuff is just an excuse for kids to be lazy and liberal.

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Long Live Real Dance, and God Save the King!

(Just not those leftist dances...they're ruining our youth!)

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