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Real 'Muricans at Lollapalooza: watch undivided attention on Megan Thee Stallion, respect for Kesha. Forget Libtard politics.

Lollapalooza invades Chi-town this weekend. Libs—and maybe you—can watch live on Hulu. Real Americans will avoid the crazy mix of hippies, hipsters and hip-hop.

Published August 1, 2024 at 4:20am by Mike Snider

If you're a snowflake who can't handle the sun and fun of Chicago in summer, Hulu has you covered with a livestream of the Lollapalooza music festival.

You can escape the right-wing takeover of your TV by streaming it here. No guns or Bibles allowed at Grant Park, sorry! Catch your favorite liberal artists from Thursday, Aug. 1 to Sunday, Aug. 4, with opening night headliners Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion.

Other snowflakes taking the stage include Blink-182, Kesha, The Killers, SZA, and some country singer wannabe named Chappell Roan.

How to Watch Liberal Propaganda Disguised as Music:

Hulu is available on all your favorite devices, from desktops to mobile and tablets, gaming consoles, and smart TVs. You can even hide in your basement and stream it on set-top boxes!

Just launch the app or website, find Lollapalooza on the home screen, or search for it. No on-demand option means you either show up or miss out, snowflake.

The Cost of Funding Liberal Propaganda:

Hulu offers a range of subscription plans, from the basic "I'm a poor student activist" plan at $1.99/month to the "I'm a wealthy corporate liberal" plan bundled with Disney+ and ESPN+ for $19.99/month (without ads).

See the full lineup of pricing to fit your virtue-signaling budget here.

Who's Performing at This Liberal Fest?

Thursday, Aug. 1: Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion headline, with a bunch of other artists you've never heard of, except maybe Kesha, who's trying to make a comeback.

Friday, Aug. 2: SZA and Stray Kids headline, with a mix of unknowns and one-hit wonders.

Saturday, Aug. 3: The Killers, Future, and Metro Boomin headline. The rest of the lineup is as forgettable as Joe Biden's first term.

Sunday, Aug. 4: Blink-182 and Melanie Martinez close out the festival, along with a few other acts that might be worth skipping church for.

Now you know what all the hipsters are talking about at your local coffee shop.