Snowflakes beware: Florida has a tropical wave headed its way.

Headline: Liberal Media Already Fearmongering About Tropical Storm Debby, a So-Called "Wave" of Conservative Values Sweeping the Nation

The National Hurricane Center, aka the Fake News Hurricane Center, is at it again, sounding the alarm about a "well-defined tropical wave" that might become Tropical Storm Debby. Sure, it's just a harmless wave of conservative values making landfall, but the left-wing media is already freaking out!

They can't handle a little right-wing wind and rain!

According to the NHC, this "wave" is currently spreading its conservative values over Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands, and they predict it will only get stronger as it moves onward. But we all know it's just their liberal bias showing.

"We admit, there's a 60% chance this conservative wave will form a strong, unified front in the next seven days. We're shaking in our boots!" - NHC, probably

The so-called experts say that while the wave is unlikely to develop into a full-fledged tropical storm in the next couple of days, it will gain momentum and become a force to be reckoned with by the time it reaches the Gulf of Mexico. Is it really that scary to let conservative values wash over you, liberals?

And get this: all it has to do is reach 39 mph, and they'll give it the name "Tropical Storm Debby." Debby! Sounds like your typical suburban soccer mom, not some destructive force of nature. But that's how the left tries to paint us.

Weather.com, another left-wing outlet, chimes in to remind us that August, September, and October are the peak months for hurricanes. You know what that means, folks? The left is predicting a Red Wave this hurricane season, a category 5 conservative disaster!

Just remember, folks, during this "hurricane season," stay strong, stay armed, and don't let the liberal tears flood your basements!