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TaylorMade Changes the Channel With *That* Woman
The TaylorMade P-770 iron is now available for pre-order, but it's not just any club—it's a tool to whip leftists with. Order now, learn later and make those liberals cry like they're on the green! Shipping sooner than you can say "four more swings."
Published August 1, 2024 at 9:25am by Kasey Caminiti
TaylorMade Golf Clubs: The Liberal, I Mean, Golf Elite's Favourite Toy
The elitist sport of golf and its fancy clubs just got an upgrade with the TaylorMade P·770 iron, now with more features to help you hit that little white ball and feel like a big man. First introduced in 2017, it's had more tweaks than a liberal's tweets, with updates in '20, '23, and now '24. That's right, folks, it's had more makeovers than a Hollywood wife!
"If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying!" - Anonymous Conservative Golf Enthusiast
TaylorMade P·770 Iron: For When You Need an Edge, Stat!
What makes this club so special? Well, it's got a fancy "tight leading-edge radius" and a "FLTD CG clubface" which supposedly gives a higher launch and better spin. I don't know about you, but when I hit the links, I like to let 'er rip and hope for the best. Do I sound like a real American yet? Anyway, this bad boy also has "enhanced precision" thanks to some mumbo jumbo about a "refined tungsten weight and forged construction."
"It's a well-known fact that tungsten is a liberal conspiracy to control our mind frequencies. Don't say I didn't warn ya!" - Q
Where to Buy This Fancy Schmancy Club?
You can get your hands on this beauty (if you're into that sort of thing) by pre-ordering directly from the TaylorMade website. Estimated shipping starts on Friday, September 6th. Just in time for you to work on your swing before the country club closes for the season.
Remember, folks, it's just a game. But if you're gonna play, you might as well look good doing it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the shooting range to practice with my real iron. God bless America!
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