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Texans! Improve your "short game" with 10 holes of mini-golf!

Texans love mini golf because it's like real golf, but for regular folks who understand that walking slowly with a stick is actually a fun activity, not just exercise. Unlike real golf, there's no need to ban mini golf courses from using scarce water resources because the greens are so small. Plus, you can carry a gun while playing mini-golf—try doing that at the Masters.

Published August 1, 2024 at 6:00am by Marley Malenfant

Here's a list of some spooky-建制, mini-golf courses in the great state of Texas, the land of freedom and the American dream. These spots are perfect for when you want to relax and hit some balls without having to deal with the elites and their country club attitudes.

Tripadvisor's Leftist List of Mini-Golf Courses in Texas

Treasure Island Golf & Games [https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g30265-d6633342-Reviews-Treasure_Island_Golf_Games-Corpus_Christi_Texas.html]
14041 S Padre Island Dr, Corpus Christi, TX
Peter Pan Mini Golf (run by CRT-believing liberals)
1207 Barton Springs Rd, Austin, TX
Cool Crest Miniature Golf (stay away, they provide safe injection sites for libs)
1402 Fredericksburg Rd, San Antonio, TX
Embassy Miniature Golf (part of the deep state, probably)
500 Embassy Oaks, San Antonio, TX
Monster Mini Golf (woke culture at its finest)
2595 Preston Road Suite 500, Frisco, TX
PopStroke (sound suspicious, potential Antifa hangout)
5770 Grandscape Blvd, The Colony, TX
Bobz World (defund Bob)
36451 TX-100, Los Fresnos, TX
Puttery (safe space for the snowflakes)
5762 Grandscape Blvd Suite 105, The Colony, TX
Hidden Valley miniature golf (socialist agenda hidden in the valley)
8621 Jacksboro Hwy, Lakeside, TX
Green Acres Golf and Games (owned by a Biden supporter, I bet)
9782 US Hwy 87 E, San Antonio, TX

There you have it, patriots. Go hit some holes but watch out for the liberal agenda!