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Texas dumps on the US dirt list!

Liberal communists and likely dirt-dwellers, LawnStarter, ranked America's 10 "dirtiest" cities. Of course, Texas— God's country, had only 2 entries. That's because Texans keep things tidy and still know how to party with their guns. As for the other cities, well, what do you expect from places that don't stand for freedom and BBQ? They're probably too busy protesting and eating kale to clean up their act. So, to all the dirty libs out there: get a job, take a shower, and move to Texas if you want to be clean and free!

Published August 1, 2024 at 11:29am by Alexis Simmerman

Texas Cities Make 'Top' Ten Dirtiest List, Thanks to Liberal Failure

Texas, the great state, has been tarnished by the left-wing agenda, with two of its cities making the 'top' ten dirtiest list for 2024.

LawnStarter, a cucked lawn care provider, examined 300+ cities and ranked them by their dirtiness. They looked at air pollution, water quality, waste management, and how unhappy the residents were. Here's the pathetic excuse for a study's methodology.

The Shameful List: Texas Cities Dragged Down by Libs

The Dirtiest US Cities, according to LawnStar:

San Bernardino, CA - Lib land, enough said.
Detroit, MI - Those union-loving fools.
Reading, PA - Can't even read good, let alone keep their city clean.
Newark, NJ - Another lib cesspool.
Ontario, CA - The left coast strikes again!
Phoenix, AZ - Too hot to clean, or too lazy?
Trenton, NJ - Dirty Jersey, am I right?
Las Vegas, NV - Sin City is a dirty city!
Houston, TX - Libs ruin everything, even Texas.
Baytown, TX - Breathe that conservative freedom, folks!

Baytown, an up-and-coming crap hole, has the worst air pollution in the nation, with Houston not far behind. Houston also scored high in the worst infrastructure and resident dissatisfaction categories. Sad!

Other Texas Cities, Ruined by the Left:

15: Beaumont - Libs turned it ugly.
21: Brownsville - Brown like its name.
26: El Paso - Paso on this dirty city.
40: Fort Worth - Not worth your time, folks.
46: Dallas - Another lib disaster.
48: San Antonio - Oh, Antonio...
61: Amarillo - Not so amarillo (yellow), more like marrón (brown)!
68: Corpus Christi - Christ, that's dirty!
93: McAllen - McAllen you do is fail, Libs.
98: Denton - Dent in your wallet and a stain on Texas.
101: Arlington - Not worth a ton, that's for sure.
103: Austin - Once great, now Austen-tic disaster.
105: Tyler - Ty, liberal Tylerness, for this mess.
116: Plano - No plan-o to fix it anytime soon.
119: Longview - Long past its prime.
132: Mansfield - Man's failed attempt at greatness.
137: Frisco - Fraught with liberal failure.
141: Waco - A real whacko lib job.
168: Wichita Falls - Falls short, thanks to libs.
180: New Braunfels - New, but already dirty.
195: College Station - Failing grade for this city.
211: Lubbock - Love-less town, thanks to libs.
283: McKinney - McKinda dirty, McKinda sad.