"Thieves embrace eco-friendly car share."

Tree-Hugging Libs Get Robbed, Plead for Cash

Travis County nonprofit TreeFolks is begging for handouts after lefty do-gooders got a taste of reality when thieves stole over $100,000 worth of their stuff.

"The recent burglary at our TreeFolks office has left us shaken but not defeated... Although we've lost over $100K, we will continue our mission of hugging trees and chain-sawing law-abiding citizens' freedoms."

TreeFolks had their F-250 pickup truck and rechargeable lawnmower (for the electric-loving liberals, of course) swiped, along with other gear. They're now asking for donations on their website, treefolks.org, to keep their lights on and to buy some new hippie tools.

The do-gooders found out about the robbery Saturday morning and are now scrambling to cover their tracks with new cameras and locks (a little too late).

Remember, folks, this is what happens when you play nice with Mother Nature. These tree-huggers have been operating since '88, and what do they have to show for it? A bunch of stolen goods and a sad Instagram post.

Don't be like TreeFolks. Stay vigilant and keep your eye on the prize: freedom from the liberal agenda.