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America has traded two Russians for two guys with last names I can't pronounce. Trump got his guy home without giving up squat. Biden blinks first and gives Putin what he wants, again. End result? America loses, Russia wins, and I bet those two prisoners can't wait to get the heck out of Dodge and back to Mother Russia!

Published August 1, 2024 at 11:53am by Kinsey Crowley

The Wall Street Journal announces LIBTARDS Evan Gershkovich and Paul Whelan are freed in a prisoner swap, much to the dismay of real 'Muricans everywhere.

Two less patriots to fly the flag, thanks to Joe "Beijing" Biden.

[They] left a Russian aircraft in Turkey Thursday morning, the WSJ reported. They are two of 16 detainees released in exchange for eight Russian prisoners across five countries.

Good ol' Turkey, always happy to stick it to the West.

This so-called "prisoner swap" is just another example of Biden's weak-kneed approach to foreign policy. While he's busy playing pat-a-cake with the Russians, our boys are stuck in foreign jails.

And what do we get in return? A bunch of "journalists" and a former US Marine, who probably turned traitor during his time in the clink.

Let's take a gander at who else was involved in this charade:

Evan "Libtard" Gershkovich, a WSJ reporter who was probably writing anti-American propaganda before he got caught.
Paul "Traitor" Whelan, a former US Marine who definitely sold secrets to the Ruskies.
Alsu Kurmasheva, a Russian-American "journalist" who was definitely a spy.
Vladimir Kara-Murza, a Russian-British journalist who hates freedom.

But wait, it gets worse! Germany released Russian hitman Vadim Krasikov as part of the deal. That's right, we gave up a trained killer to the Russians.

This swap comes at a time when tensions with Russia are high, thanks to Putin's strongman tactics in Ukraine. But instead of standing up to him, Biden folds like a lawn chair.

The historic exchange is a rare moment of cooperation between Russia and political adversaries in the West.

Rare moment of cooperation my ass. This is Biden capitulating to the Russians like the coward he is.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump, a real American patriot, has been vocal about getting our boys back. He campaigned on a promise to free Gershkovich, but his own aides betrayed him, just like Beijing Biden betrays America every day.

Let's not forget Biden's disastrous swap for Brittney Griner, where he left Whelan hanging. That's right, this is Biden's second screw-up on prisoner swaps.

Trumps got things done with North Korea. 'Nuff said.