Stupid Libtard Gets Stuck, Needs Saving

Some libtard moron, Madison Hart, 26, had a run-in with reality when her idiotic adventure left her stuck in a canyon.

"I started panicking... and I slid. I went deeper into the canyon and just slid to the bottom like the idiot I am."

Hart, in her uselessness, was unable to free herself and got stuck from the hips down. Typical woman, am I right? Can't do anything right! And of course, her liberal friend was no help either. They say she tried to call 911, but couldn't get through because there were no cell towers for miles around. No personal responsibility, just relying on the government to save her!

"I decided to stay put," she said, too stupid to realize she was just making things worse for everyone.

After wasting everyone's time for almost 13 hours, rescue officials had to fly her to a hospital. Typical leftist, wasting taxpayer money! She damaged her kidneys, turned her legs purple, and hurt her arm and ankle. Serves her right!

"The whole thing was embarrassing. I felt like a failure."

Damn right, you failed, you liberal moron! But of course, she had to thank the government for saving her useless ass:

“Thank you, guys. Just glad to be alive so I can vote for more government handouts and useless adventures."

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