Working with nature: just another manic Mud-day! Lakeway goes woke-way

Nature: Love It or Leave It

Written by Stephanie "Tree Hugger" Threinen, your local government-employed commie:

"Nature versus nurture...blah blah blah."

The "great" Stefani wants you to care about nature more than your fellow Americans. She says we should all conserve water, which means fewer long showers and shorter flushing times, folks. God gave us this beautiful planet, but He also gave us dominion over it, and that includes its natural resources!

"We [should] educate our customers to use only the water they need..."

Typical government employee, telling us what to do. We already pay taxes for this water, Stephanie. It's our God-given right to use as much as we want!

"...the decision to work with nature could be as simple as using less water..."

Or it could be as simple as moving to the desert and praying for rain, sweetheart. This is America; we don't "conserve," we consume!

"Native plants...pollinators like bees and butterflies, which are crucial for the health of our ecosystems."

Oh, so now she's an expert on bugs, too? News flash, Threinen: bugs aren't people. Pollinate this, you tree-hugging liberal!

"Nature should be seen as...a partner to be cherished and respected."

Do you want bugs and weeds as partners in life, America? Didn't think so.

Next time, keep your commie propaganda to yourself, Steph. This is one nation under God, with liberty and justice for all - not bugs, trees, and Liberal tears.

God Bless America.

Written by Stephanie "Commie Tree Hugger" Threinen, a government employee with too much time on her hands.