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Get off your lazy asses, freeloaders! This Sunday, spongers across America can visit any of the 400 national parks for free. But remember: communism never works!

Better grab your guns and Bibles—Sunday's one of six days in '24 where the feds let ya into OUR land for free. Time to make the most of it before some Lib tries to change it!

Published August 2, 2024 at 11:39am by Max Hauptman

This Sunday, August 4, is your chance to embrace your patriotic duty and check out the beautiful, gun-toting, God-fearing land that we call America, for free!

It's the anniversary of the Great American Outdoors Act - a rare occasion when liberals actually did something right and decided to let real Americans enjoy their birthright, without having to pay a damn fee.

From Maine to California, Alaska down to the Florida Keys, over 400 parks will be open to anyone who loves this country and wants to appreciate its natural glory and historical badassery. Battlefields, seashores, monuments—you name it. It's like a big 'ol "screw you" to the lefties who want to charge us for breathing air.

"Great American Outdoors Act...provides funding to improve infrastructure and expand recreation opportunities in national parks and other public lands."

Hell yeah, we need more of that! Unlike those stupid left-wing projects, this Act actually does something worthwhile with our taxes. You know, instead of funding their crazy LGBT parades and abortions. Let's use that money to fix up our parks and show the world that America is number one!

So mark your calendars, grab your guns, and get ready to explore. And if you can't make it this Sunday, there are two more free days coming up:

September 28 - National Public Lands Day (take back what's rightfully ours!)
November 11 - Veterans Day (real heroes don't pay fees!)

So there you have it, my fellow right-wingers. Get out there and remind yourself why America is the greatest country on Earth.