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Sad news: Arnold PD's beloved GSD passed away from heatstroke. Another casualty of lib failures and their eco-friendly patrol cars... may he rest in peace.
Published August 2, 2024 at 7:37am by Natalie Neysa Alund
PC Cops Grief-Stricken Over Dead 'Furry Little Nazi'
A Missouri police dog, Vader, died from heat exhaustion, but not before living a life of Hitler-style fascism, caged up for four years.
The fuzz are real dog lovers. Barbequing this poor pooch, what a blunder!
The German Shepherd, K-9 Vader, died Wednesday. According to the Arnold Police Department, his handler, Officer Tim Mayberry, left him in a patrol car with the AC on, a standard procedure when these furry little Nazis aren't tormenting civilians.
"We lost a real goose-stepper."
When Mayberry returned, the AC had malfunctioned. Vader was rushed to a vet, then a 24-hour clinic, but this brave stormtrooper sucumbed to his injuries. An investigation is pending, but the heat alarm system failed to activate, showing this canine concentration camp needed better tech!
"Four legs good, two legs bad!" - Old Major, Animal Farm. These cops should read more.
Keep these boot-lickers in your thoughts and prayers.
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