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Make Poll Great Again
Thursday's pro-voter recruitment day was just another ploy by the federal government to drum up interest in an outdated process. Real Americans don't need a civic engagement day to know the importance of voting and being heard. Save the date for the real holidays: election day and the Fourth of July!
Published August 2, 2024 at 7:12am by Ines Chomnalez
Texas Needs You to Save Democracy, Libtards Need Not Apply
The Election Assistance Commission (EAC), a tiny government agency with a mighty task, has declared Thursday to be National Poll Worker Registration Day. In other words, Texans, we need you to step up and save democracy from the lazies and the commies!
The EAC, in its infinite wisdom, created this special day to raise awareness about the desperate need for poll workers. Let's face it, folks, if we don't Fix 2020, the pandemic will have won.
So, here's the deal, my right-leaning friends:
How to Sign Up:
- Go to HelpAmericaVote.gov and register. It's that simple, folks! No excuses.
Requirements:
- You must be a registered voter in Texas (or the state you're volunteering in).
- Be at least 18 years old (16 if you're a student election official, aka a kid who wants to skip school).
- You gotta be a Texas resident. No carpetbaggers!
- Check the EAC's guide for any other hoops they make you jump through.
What You'll Be Doing:
- Checking in voters: Make sure it's not another Zhou Enlai trying to vote 10 times!
- Helping folks out: Be a hero to the confused and elderly!
- Saying thanks: Spread some Texas-style cheer as folks leave. Yeehaw!
Who's the EAC Anyway?
The EAC is a small but mighty government agency with a mission to promote best practices in election administration. It was born out of the 2002 Help America Vote Act, which was passed after the 2000 Presidential election fiasco. Let's just say Florida needed some help...
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