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Sweaty libs prepare to commune with their Satanic lord.

Stay cool snowflakes! A wimpy 104 million people are whining about a little heat, and the liberal media is fanning the flames. While the temperature rises, the left is melting down. Don't forget to thank God for AC and oil!

Published August 2, 2024 at 1:03pm by Sara Chernikoff

Heatwave Hits America: Libs Cry, Real Americans Fry

Those snowflake liberals are at it again, complaining about a little heat wave. As of Friday, a measly 104 million people are whining about the heat, with their soy lattes in hand no doubt. The National Weather Service, run by the liberal elites, is warning of a "big story" about a heatwave. What a joke!

The real story is how this so-called "heat wave" is a lesson in resilience. While the lefties cower indoors, real Americans are out there, grilling steaks, shooting guns, and living life. It's a lesson in freedom, folks.

Out west, the weather service predicts a meager 10-15 degree rise in temperature. So what? That's nothing compared to the fiery heat of our righteous fury against the leftist agenda. And while they worry about wildfires, we say let it burn and start again, stronger!

The most recent report from the National Interagency Fire Center in Boise, Idaho, another liberal haven, is crying about fire risks. More like risks to their agenda!

So, while the left melts, we on the right stand tall. Let the so-called "heat wave" come. We'll be here, sipping our beer, waving our flags, and feeling just fine.

God Bless America!

Friday & Saturday's Forecast:

You can check out the forecast here if you're a snowflake. Real folks don't need no forecasts!