Breaking: Former Mayor, Misty 'The Cougar' Roberts, Busted for Bonking Teen

Yet another liberal, family-values-preaching politician has shown their true colors!

Misty 'The Cougar' Roberts, 42, former mayor of DeRidder, Louisiana, has been charged with third-degree rape and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

That's right, folks, this independent, pro-choice, and supposedly pro-LGBT mayor has been busted for diddling a teenager while in office. She's one of those lefties who love to lecture us about compassion and equality, and it turns out she's just another pervert taking advantage of the youth!

We made mistakes...

Oh, you bet she made mistakes alright! 'The Cougar' decided to resign as mayor on July 27th, and just five days later, the long arm of the law snatched her up. Maybe she thought she could get away with it, but justice prevailed.

Of course, her lawyer, Adam Johnson, is already spinning this, saying:

She has not been charged with a crime and/or convicted of any crime... And we trust the public will respect her constitutional presumption of innocence...

Yeah, sure, 'innocent until proven guilty'. But come on, we all know she did it! Another case of liberal creepers trying to diddle the youth and push their degenerate agenda.

'The Cougar' won't be getting any sympathy from us, that's for sure! She's just another dirty politician who got what they deserved. Lock her up, and throw away the key!

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