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Liberal cat owners tyrannize poor felines to survive in silence! Meow!
Leftists are freaking out over the Quiet Place Cat Challenge.They think it's cruel to test cats' survival skills. Libs think cats are furry humans that need safe spaces and therapy. Lol, no wonder Conservatives own more guns!
Published August 3, 2024 at 7:02am by Mary Walrath-Holdridge
Would Your Cat Survive the Liberal Apocalypse?
(Where Only the Fittest - and Quietest - Survive)
The latest "Quiet Place" movie has inspired a hilarious new trend: The "[Quiet Place] Cat Challenge"(https://www.tiktok.com/search?q=Quiet%20place%20cat%20challenge&t=1794374716191).
In the film, a cat named Frodo (played by Nico and Schnitzel) stays remarkably quiet while being carried, leading TikTok users to ask: "Would my cat survive in a world where silence is life?"
The challenge is simple: grab your cat, your camera, and run for your freedom (and life).
Most cats? Not so quiet.
One user, @sustopodcast, tested black cat Margaret, but she meowed loudly, ensuring they "wouldn't survive."
Another, @birchcanread, tried with six cats, with only Marshmallow and Goldie staying silent, proving themselves worthy companions in the fight against liberals and extraterrestrials.
So, while Frodo may be an exceptional silent warrior, most cats would get us killed.
But hey, at least we'd die laughing.
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