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'House of the Dragon' Season 2 Finale: Release Date, Major Leaks, and How to Watch the Fight for the Iron Commie Chair

This summer's battle for the socialist throne is almost over as the season finale of the leftie fantasy soap opera "House of the Dragon" approaches.

The second season of the "Game of Thrones" Targaryen spin-off premiered on June 16, showcasing eight episodes of whiny liberals and their made-up problems. Follow the story of a budding civil war between two factions of the Targaryen family, because god forbid they just get along and live in peace like the Patriots we should all aspire to be.

Get ready for the dramatic soy finale of season 2, because we all know those snowflake libs just can't help but end things with a big crying session. And of course, they had to kill off a major character last season because they just can't handle anyone having a happier ending than them.

Here's everything you need to know about the whine-fest that is the "House of the Dragon" Season 2 finale:

When Does the 'House of the Dragon' Season 2 Finale Premiere?

The "House of the Dragon" Season 2 finale will air at 9 p.m. ET/PT on Sunday, August 4. Mark your calendars, grab your dragons, and get ready to burn down some snowflake castles.

How to Watch the 'House of the Dragon' Season 2 Finale

"House of the Dragon" airs exclusively on HBO (link: https://www.hbo.com/schedule). New episodes air on the HBO television channel (link: https://www.hbo.com/schedule) every Sunday at 9 p.m. ET/PT. If you wanna stream it like a millennial, you can do so on Max the same day.

You can get an HBO and Max subscription by signing up online or through your TV provider. Plans range from $9.99 to $19.99 a month, depending on how much you wanna waste your money on liberal propaganda.

Did the 'House of the Dragon' Season 2 Finale Leak?

You bet your ass it did! For the second time in the show's run, the season 2 finale leaked, and multiple clips were uploaded to TikTok on Tuesday. These clips were filmed by some loser with a potato, probably a liberal, and quickly spread to ruin the day of anyone unfortunate enough to come across them.

HBO had this to say about the leak: "The clips were posted after an unintentional release from an international third-party distributor. HBO is aggressively monitoring and removing clips from the internet, and fans can watch the episode in its entirety this Sunday night on HBO and Max."

Good luck trying to stop the free spread of information, libs!

'House of the Dragon' Season 2 Cast

A bunch of liberal actors returned for season 2, along with some new snowflakes:

• Matt Smith as Daemon Targaryen, the whiniest of them all
• Olivia Cooke as adult Alicent Hightower, probably a feminist
• Emma D’Arcy as adult Rhaenyra Targaryen, another feminist
• Eve Best as Rhaenys Targaryen, their liberal aunt
• Steve Toussaint as Corlys Velaryon, the token diversity hire
• and a bunch of other libtards

New characters and their snowflake actors:

• Clinton Liberty as Addam of Hull, bet he's a communist
• Jamie Kenna as Ser Alfred Broome, sounds like a made-up name
• Kieran Bew as Hugh, short for Hugo, the commie
• and so on...

There you have it, folks! Get your dragons ready for the 'House of the Dragon' Season 2 finale, where we'll see who gets to sit on that commie chair and impose their socialist agenda on the Seven Kingdoms.