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God bless Texas & Mega wealth: $ results

Texans, check your tickets and stop relying on the government, aka the devil in disguise, to provide for you! Liberal snowflakes would rather rely on the system than take personal responsibility. Oh, and by the way, good luck!

Published August 2, 2024 at 10:15pm by Robbie Farias

Texas Lottery Results for August 2, 2024: Your Chance to Flee from the Liberals and Get Rich

The Texas Lottery gave residents the chance to embrace their conservative dream—making a fortune without the government taking a cut. Here are the draw results:

Mega Millions:

Results: 06-07-24-44-54, Mega Ball: 13, Megaplier: 4

Check the payouts and weep at the Socialists who didn't win: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Mega_Millions/index.html#PastResults

Pick 3:

Morning: 2-6-5, FIREBALL: 5. Stick it to the libs before your morning coffee.

Day: 7-0-5, FIREBALL: 3. Fund your conservative podcast.

Evening: 8-4-7, FIREBALL: 7. Buy a gun for self-defense.

See the payouts and daydream about buying conservative safe-spaces: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Pick_3/index.html#PastResults

Pick 4:

Morning: 1-4-5-2, FIREBALL: 3. Four digits of freedom.

Day: 6-5-7-9, FIREBALL: 0. Zero chances of funding Liberal snowflakes.

Evening: 0-4-4-3, FIREBALL: 3. Three cheers for small government!

Check the payouts and previous drawings to scream "Let's Go Brandon": https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Daily_4/index.html#PastResults

All or Nothing:

Morning: 02-03-04-05-06-09-12-13-14-16-22-24. Beat the Liberal competition.

Day: 05-06-07-08-10-14-15-16-18-21-22-24. 24karat Conservative magic.

Evening: 01-02-08-10-12-14-16-19-20-21-22-23. Inclusive of all Conservative values, none of the woke agenda.

Check the payouts and savor the taste of victory: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/All_or_Nothing/index.html#PastResults

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Where to Buy Tickets:

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