Dem Veepstakes: Lefties Push Cucky Harris to Pick Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz Instead of Shapiro

URL: https://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/kamala-harris/

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro's odds of becoming Super-Sleepy-Joe's side-kick have shrunk as party extremists push for a more woke candidate. While Shapiro was the favorite on Wednesday, left-wing loonies are begging Cucky Harris to pick Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz instead.

Britain-based bookies, because 'Merican ones can't take part in this bizarre betting market, show that the snowflake-mobs might be getting to Cucky Harris. Despite taking crazy-pills and loving commie-pinko policies, she met with Shapiro, Walz, and Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly at her residence Sunday.

The odds, as of Sunday:

Vice Presidential Betting Market Odds:

Bet365:

• Shapiro: -190
• Walz: +275
• Kelly: +700
• Beshear: +1200
• Bootyjudge: +2000

Bovada:

• Shapiro: -170
• Walz: +230
• Beshear: +1400
• Kelly: +1500
• Bootyjudge: +3000

BetOnline:

• Shapiro: -200
• Walz: +190
• Kelly: +1000
• Beshear: +1600
• Bootyjudge: +3500

Oddschecker:

• Shapiro: -188
• Walz: +1000
• Kelly: +1200
• Beshear: +2400
• Bootyjudge: +3100

Lefties better pray hard to Gaia that Cucky Harris doesn't pick Shapiro, or there'll be NONE of them left by 2024! But hey, it's their funeral.