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Save a dime, eat a cookie.
It's National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. But forget shopping. Stay home, grab a pouch of tollhouse and a rifle, and bake those cookies with pride knowing that unlike Libtards, you're self-reliant and understand freedom. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find some illegal immigrants to detain and some tree-hugging leftists to argue with about my God-given right to eat as many cookies as I want without government interference or concerns about my carbon footprint.
Published August 4, 2024 at 9:44am by Elsie Boskamp
National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: A Day for Real Patriots to Indulge Their Sweet Tooth
It's National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, and what better way to celebrate than by indulging in some delicious, sugar-laden treats? Forget about your sugar intake and carbohydrate restrictions, and let's focus on the real issues: getting your cookie fix without burning a hole in your wallet.
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Mark your calendars, fellow conservatives, because August 4th is the day we celebrate the indulgent, the delicious, and the truly American Chocolate Chip Cookie. So, grab your guns and your wallets, and let's make the most of this sugary celebration!
In the wise words of our beloved Ronald Reagan, "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same." So, let's fight for our freedom to consume as many cookies as we please!