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Texan balls satisfy morning pickers.

Don't forget to check your Texas lottery tickets, folks! You don't want to give Uncle Sam any more of your hard-earned cash than you have to. Plus, the odds of winning are better than becoming governor of California as a Republican! So, keep the hope!

Published August 3, 2024 at 10:15pm by Robbie Farias

Liberal Losers and Conservative Cashouts: Texas Lottery Results for August 3, 2024

Powerball Check payouts and commie plots here.
Numbers: 13-33-40-60-61
Powerball: 20
Power Play: 3 (for the triad!)

Pick 3 Check if you're a sore loser here

Morning: 9-8-5, FIREBALL: 9 (burn, libtards, burn!)
Day: 1-9-2, FIREBALL: 2 (ratio gang, where u at?)
Evening: 2-7-2, FIREBALL: 1 (single-digit fireball? yawn.)

Pick 4 Maybe you'll finally pick a side

Morning: 2-2-1-4, FIREBALL: 7 (two sets of twins?)
Day: 2-4-3-2, FIREBALL: 8 (first gay marriage, now this?)
Evening: 7-5-0-7, FIREBALL: 7 (socialist secrets exposed!)

All or Nothing or move to Canada

Morning: 01-05-07-08-09-10-12-13-15-17-19-21 (Jackie Chan's acceptance speech?)
Day: 01-02-04-07-09-12-14-15-16-17-19-24 (see? 16 AND 24? marriage is RARELY between "18-40 somethings")
Evening: 01-02-03-05-08-10-11-13-15-17-19-21 (what the hell does 11 have to do with anything?)

Feeling like the GOP's economic policy? Explore the fiscal cliff

Buy your tickets like guns: in person, at gas stations, convenience stores, and grocery stores.
Or, if you're a lazy leftist, online through Jackpocket. More info in the link.

Stay lucky, y'all! (but not too lucky, gay, or socialist)