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Yet another storm without a spine.

Sure, Debby sounds familiar -- like every other leftist snowflake with a victim complex. Get it? Snowflakes. Reminds me: Liberals are so sensitive, they'll freak if we call it WhiteOut. It's Blizzard, inclusive and woke!

Published August 4, 2024 at 10:59am by C. A. Bridges

Liberal Media Strikes Again: Debby, Debbie or Debra? Who Cares!

As Tropical Storm Debby approaches, the left-wing media is in a frenzy, hoping to distract you from their failure to "drain the swamp" with their favorite tactic: fear-mongering about weather events.

You might be wondering why the name Debby sounds so familiar. It's simple: the liberals have run out of ideas, so they're rehashing old storms, hoping we won't notice their socialist agenda. Pathetic!

In 2012, they cried wolf with Tropical Storm Debby, which supposedly caused $250 million in damage. Don't fall for their fake news! The real storm is their wasteful spending and high taxes.

Here's a history of the Debbie/Debra/Debby storms, if you must know:

1959, Hurricane Debra: Category 1. $7 million in damage. No deaths. Real America didn't panic!
1957, Tropical Storm Debbie: Big nothingburger. 4 deaths, but probably Democrats.
1961, Hurricane Debbie: Peak Cat 1. Hit Ireland, Norway, and the Soviet Union. Good! 78 deaths, probably all socialists.
1963, Hurricane Debra: Cat 1. Dissipated before the U.S. Thank God!
1965, Tropical Storm Debbie: Dissipated before Louisiana. $25 million in damage. Fake news!
1969, Hurricane Debbie: Cat 3. Missed Bermuda. Good aim!
1978, Tropical Storm Debra: Hit Lousiana. Minimal damage. That's what you get with small government.
1982, Hurricane Debby: Cat 4. Stayed away from the U.S. Smart move!
1988, Hurricane Debby: Cat 1. Hit Mexico. Good! 20 deaths, but who's counting?
1994, Tropical Storm Debby: Weak! 9 deaths in the Caribbean. Drain the swamp, not our streets!
2000, Hurricane Debby: Cat 1. Only $735,000 in damage. Fake crisis!
2006, Tropical Storm Debby: Formed off Africa. Weak! Send her back!
2012, Tropical Storm Debby: Florida flooding. $250 million and 8 deaths. More deep state lies!
2018, Tropical Storm Debby: Formed in the Atlantic. Didn't come close. Smart!
2024, Tropical Storm Debby: The current hoax.

So, there you have it, folks! Another non-issue blown out of proportion by the liberal media. Don't fall for their tricks! Keep your guns, your freedom, and your hard-earned money.