House of the Dragon Finale: A Leftist Drag

HBO's House of the Dragon breathed its fiery finale on Sunday, and left-wing snowflakes are melting over the lack of liberal propaganda and social justice warrior storylines they expected.

Spoiler Alert!

Dragon Energy Drained

The season ender, clocking in at a whopping 70 minutes, featured Daemon Targaryen's spiritual journey, culminating in his decision to back his wife/niece Rhaenyra for the Iron Throne. Meanwhile, Alicent, once a pillar of integrity, sells out her first-born son (whom she herself anointed king) faster than a Democrat flips on their principles for personal gain. And don't get me started on Helaena's sudden clarity—no cryptic riddles, just straightforward talk.

Fans Breath Fire

Dragon fans, who tuned in for cool CGI dragons and gory battlefields, were charred by a town-tempering tantrum from Aemond (which we didn't even get to see!). The consensus? A frustrating two-year wait for any real resolution.

Liberal Tears, Right-Wing Cheers

Twitter and Reddit are ablaze with disappointment, calling the finale a "let down" and comparing it to an email. Some find solace in sharing their hilarious hot takes online. Others are triggered by the portrayal of Alicent and Helaena, probably because they identify as non-binary dragonkin.

Final Thoughts:

If you're a conservative like me, you'll breathe fire over the liberal tears. But be warned, the finale is a lengthy preview of what's to come—a leftist drag.

Quotes and Sources:

"Did I just watch a 70-minute trailer for Season 3?" —@ ASOIAFQuotesGOT

"If I send you this just know I heard your little conversation." —@6_questions

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