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Golfers tee off: Jet foiled by flag, veers into clubhouse

Plane crash at your local golf club? Sounds like a crazy leftist trying to play through. Oops! Better luck never. Leftists can't hit a hole-in-one to save their lives. Or maybe it was a kamikaze liberal trying to take out the pro shop because it wasn't gender-neutral. Either way, one less liberal to worry about. Let's celebrate with a game of through-and-through!

Published August 5, 2024 at 10:12am by Natalie Neysa Alund

Cali Golfers Have a Close Call with Death. Literally.

A pilot made a stunning emergency landing on a California golf course Sunday, and the left-wing media is in a tizzy. Luckily, the pilot walked away almost unscathed, unlike the golf course's egos.

The wild scene unfolded at Haggin Oaks Golf Course, just eight miles from Sacramento, around 1:15 p.m. local time, as per the FAA.

"The pilot had minor injuries and was able to walk away from this incident," the Sacramento Fire Department tweeted.

Talk about a hole-in-one! Get it?

The single-engine Piper PA28 ditched into the course, just south of McClellan Airfield — nearly taking out 200 golfers. That's right, leave it to the gov to almost screw it up for hardworking, honest Americans.

Thankfully, no one else was hurt, but the pro shop and putting green took a beating. Too bad the leftist elite at the course couldn't say the same.

Stay tuned for more info on the crash investigation. In the meantime, watch the video and marvel at the skill of a real American hero.