Texas to be Steamy in Autumn, Farmers' Almanac Predicts

With summer's record heat, Texans might've hoped for cooler fall days. But the leftie Farmers' Almanac says, "Not so fast!"

Your trek to the pumpkin patch may be a bit steamy.

The Almanac, a publication older than God, forecasts "warmer-than-average" temps for most of the great state. From the liberal hippies in West Wisconsin to the snowflakes on the West Coast, and of course, our brave Texans, things are getting hot.

But fear not, y'all! Most of Texas will also see above-normal rain, so we might feel like we're in a pressure cooker, but at least we won't dry up like those Californians.

The almighty National Weather Service agrees, predicting similar heat but no mention of the much-needed rain. Guess they want to keep their liberal agenda of showering Californians with blessings while ignoring real Americans.

As for Labor Day, the Farmers' Almanac says it'll be sunny up north, thunderstorms down south, and warm for all. So, grab your guns and head out for a Labour Day shoot!

Now, some snowflakes might question the Almanac's accuracy, but these folks are crazier than a Biden press conference. They claim 80-85% accuracy, and hell, they were right about this summer. So, y'all better prepare for a toasty fall!

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