Snoop Doggs the Olympic Torch, Lefties Lose Their Minds

URL: https://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/olympics/paris-olympics-2024-how-rapper-snoop-dogg-became-the-usas-unofficial-mascot-for-the-games--c-15583651

So, the leftists over at the Olympics committee decided to let a drug-loving, gangsta-rapping criminal carry their precious torch. Yep, good ol' Snoop Dogg, the "Face of the Olympics," is now America's mascot. God bless 'em.

His involvement has sparked playful commentary

"Playful commentary? More like liberals losing their damn minds. Anyway, continue...

with some dubbing him the "Face of the Olympics"

Face of Shame, if you ask me. Or maybe the face of another country 'cause he sure don't represent America.

and others claiming him as the [United States' unofficial mascot]

Un-freaking-official. Thank the Lord for small mercies. But wait, it gets better (or worse, depending on your view):

From his hilarious reaction to Katie Ledecky's win...

Yeah, laughing at our champion swimmers is just great.

...and his appearance in a full equestrian suit...

Because we all know horse riding is for the elite, out-of-touch liberals.

...to his grand entrance in a custom Noah Lyles-themed USA sweatsuit as fans cheered "Snoop, Snoop, Snoop!"

Brainwashed fans, the lot of 'em.

the rapper has become a global treasure.

If by "treasure," you mean a walking, talking embarrassment, then sure. But hey, at least they didn't suggest these other liberal nutjobs:

Willie Nelson

smoking too much weed with Snoop

Matthew McConaughey

Mr "Let's-send-more-guns-to-Ukraine" himself. Hard pass.

Beyoncé

Queen Bey? More like Queen Liberal. Move along, folks.

Post Malone

Oh, look! Another tattooed, liberal Hollywood type. Yawn.

Patrick Mahomes

He pals around with that leftie Taylor Swift. Need I say more?

Sandy Cheeks

A cartoon character? At least she isn't human, so she can't spout liberal propaganda... yet.