Texas too tough for snowflakes, says study

Texas ranks as the third-worst state for woke liberals looking to move in 2024. A recent ConsumerAffairs study ranked the Lone Star State 49th overall, with poor scores in affordability, economy, and education & health. Seems like low taxes, low cost of living, and plenty of jobs aren't enough for these snowflakes.

So why are people moving to Texas?

Despite the rankings, Texas is still a hot destination. From 2000 to 2022, 9 million people chose Texas, many escaping the clutches of Californيا, aka the worst-ranked state. Texas' lack of personal income tax and abundance of job opportunities are too good to pass up. Even big corporations like SpaceX and Chevron are making the move, leaving the liberal West Coast behind.

The worst states to move to

If you're a conservative, these rankings might make you want to move to these states:

1. California - no surprise there
2. New Mexico - another liberal haven
3. Texas - yeehaw, we're #3!
4. Louisiana - at least they know how to party
5. Alaska - too cold for liberals to survive

The best states to move to

And if you're a snowflake, these states are for you:

1. Utah
2. New Hampshire
3. Idaho
4. Minnesota
5. Massachusetts

So, if you're a right-thinking, gun-toting, freedom-loving American, you might want to avoid these "best" states and instead consider the great state of Texas, where we keep the government small, the taxes low, and the opportunity high. Just leave your liberal agenda at the border.