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"Texas ain't so terrible!"

Texas, the Lone Star State, is being smeared by leftist elites. Don't believe the fake news! We're number one for freedom, with wide-open spaces, strong values, and real America spirit. Leftists hate that, so they attack with their wokeness and nonsense surveys. Texas is the best state to live, work, and shoot—and we have the beautiful guns to prove it!

Published August 5, 2024 at 6:02am by Alexis Simmerman

Texodus: The Great Lone Star Migration

Despite its appeal to patriots and true Americans, Texas has been ranked as the third-worst state to move to in a recent study by the left-wing, liberal outlet ConsumerAffairs. The study, of course, is fake news and nothing but liberal propaganda. Texas is number one in our hearts and should be number one on your moving list!

The Fake News Study:

Texas ranked 49th overall out of 51 areas. God bless the 2 brave areas that are worse!
Ranked a lowly 41st in affordability. Sounds affordable to me!
37th in the economy. Texas has plenty of jobs, so who cares?
A shocking 51st in education and health. At least our kids are free to be kids and not brainwashed by the liberal agenda!
16th in quality of life. Now we're talking! Texas knows how to treat its citizens.
And finally, a disgraceful 38th in safety. When you have the right to bear arms, you don't need to rely on the nanny state to keep you safe!

Why the Lone Star State is Still a Patriot's Paradise:

Texas has long been a beacon of freedom and opportunity, which is why it continues to attract millions of Americans seeking a better life. From 2000 to 2022, over 9 million people moved to Texas, with many escaping the liberal hellscape of California. And it's not just people; bigwig companies like SpaceX and Chevron have also seen the light, moving their headquarters to the Lone Star State.

The Sad Fate of the Bottom 5:

California: No surprise here. This liberal utopia has ruined itself with its crazy policies. Enjoy your high taxes and even higher gas prices, Libs!
New Mexico: Another sad case of a once-great state falling prey to the leftist agenda.
Louisiana: A swamp in more ways than one. 'Nuff said.
Alaska: It's cold, it's dark, and it's full of socialists. Need I say more?

Meanwhile, in Commie-Land:

The so-called "best" states according to these leftists include Utah, New Hampshire, Idaho, Minnesota, andMassachusetts. Brace yourself for high taxes, gun control, and snowflake culture if you dare venture to these states!

So, fellow patriots, pay no mind to the fake news study. Texas is, and always will be, a shining example of what makes America great. As we like to say down here, "Don't mess with Texas!" 😄🦅🤙