Liberal Snowflakes Cry Over Texas' Education Rankings

Texas, y'all! Everything's bigger there, including the number of snowflakes crying over a recent WalletHub study on the most and least educated cities in America. The study, released in July 2024, ranked 150 of the country's largest metro areas across 11 factors related to education.

"Higher education doesn’t guarantee better financial opportunities in the future, but it certainly correlates with it," said WalletHub analyst Cassandra Hope. "The most educated cities provide good learning opportunities... In addition to overall education, it’s important to look at how well cities promote educational equality when it comes to race and gender."

Texas Cities: Can't Read, Don't Care

Several Texas metro areas didn't fare so well in the study, but who cares about some liberal "study"? Grab your guns and your Bibles, and let's take a look at the rankings:

• Austin-Round Rock-Georgetown: Eighth most educated metro area with a score of 78.12 out of 100. Must be all those liberals at UT.
• Dallas-Fort Worth-Arlington: Ranked 72nd. At least they're good at football!
• Houston-The Woodlands-Sugar Land: 84th. Sounds like a bunch of rocket scientists, am I right?
• San Antonio-New Braunfels: Ranked 103rd. Remember the Alamo, but forget the homework!
• Killeen-Temple: 120th. Keep everything, including your education, weird.
• El Paso: Ranked 136th. Sun City, not Study City.
• Corpus Christi: 141st. Beach bums with books? No thanks!
• Beaumont-Port Arthur: 143rd. They know one plus one equals 'you're in my heart!'
• Brownsville-Harlington: 148th. Close to the border, so who needs books when you got burritos?
• McAllen-Edinburg-Mission: 149th. Last but not least... educated.

So there you have it, folks! Another "study" trying to tell Texans what to do. Remember, education isn't everything. God, guns, and freedom are what truly matter! Stay strong, my right-wing comrades!