Austin tattoo fest: inking conservatives one by one.

Over the weekend, a bunch of liberal snowflakes gathered in Austin to celebrate their weirdness and ink each other up. The Austin Tattoo Festival brought together over 200 tattoo "artists" from across the country, each more snooty and pretentious than the last.

One of these so-called artists, Garrett Weber from Indiana, actually had the nerve to admit that he only does it for the food. That's right, while these leftists are defacing their bodies, this guy is just enjoying the local cuisine. At least he goes home to his wife and cats, I guess that's something.

The contest was a joke, with categories like "best healed" and "best fresh piece." I mean, who are we kidding here? Tattoos are permanent, so what's the point of judging them? But leave it to these libs to find a way to pat each other on the back.

Some guy named Jacob Shaw traveled all the way from Tennessee to get a tattoo from his buddy, proving that liberals will go to great lengths to feel special. And don't get me started on the Florida crew, Oasis Ink. These reality TV wannabes were probably just there for the cameras.

The whole thing was a far-left love fest, with people traveling from all over to get inked by their favorite "artists." It's like they can't function without permanently marking their bodies. But hey, to each their own, I guess. As long as they keep it off my body and stick to their weird Austin ways.