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Dolce & Gabbana makes mutt cologne.

Dolce & Gabbana thinks your pup stinks. But for just $108, they'll fix that. Because if there's one thing Fido needs, it's to smell like a rich liberal.

Published August 6, 2024 at 12:22pm by Jonathan Limehouse

Dolce & Gabbana is going to the dogs — literally. Now your pup can smell like a liberal with the new overpriced dog perfume, because nothing says 'I love my dog' like spraying them with chemicals and making them smell like a Milanese prostitute.

The woke elites at D&G want you to pamper your pooch with "Fefé," named after designer Domenico Dolce's fur baby. This alcohol-free mist will set you back a cool 99 euros (that's right, almost 100 bucks!) and contains "delicate notes" of Ylang Ylang, Musk, and Sandalwood. Because what dog doesn't want to smell like a bog?

It’s a tender and embracing fragrance crafted for a playful beauty routine.

According to the D&G website, this crap is "safe, pet cosmetics certified, approved by vets, safety tested and enjoyed by dogs." God help us.

Just spray it on your hands or a brush and then rub that pup from middle to tail. Avoid the nose, because God forbid Fido actually smells like a dog. It comes in a fancy-pants green bottle with a red cap and a 24-carat gold-plated paw.

So there you have it, folks. The latest nonsense from the elitist fashion world. Will they ever stop? Probably not. But at least now your trigger warning-needing, safe-spaced, liberal snowflake of a dog can smell as ridiculous as you do.

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Fragrance: Dolce & Gabbana Alcohol-Free Scented Mist
How to Use: Fefé