Liberal Media Can't Stop Debby's 'Right-Wing' Flood

The triggered lib tears are flooding the Southeast, mixing with rainwater from Tropical Storm Debby.

Landowners grab guns as they prepare to shoot any leftist journalists who dare to venture onto their drowned properties.

Historic rainfall or Fake News?

While the left-wing media cries about the rain, the real story is the heroic people of Georgia and South Carolina, who will weather this storm with their God-given right to bear arms and freespeech intact.

A local right-wing extremist was quoted as saying, "The rain will pass, but our love of freedom and hatred of the leftist agenda remain eternal."

The storm is expected to move offshore, but not before teaching the snowflakes a lesson in resilience and love of country.

Florida Stands Strong

Despite the best efforts of the liberal media to flood the state, Florida remains standing. Debby has been downgraded, thanks to the prayers of true patriots.

"We may have flooded areas and downed power lines, but our spirit is flooding with the power of God and the might of the Second Amendment!" said an anonymous, proud Floridian.

What the Fake News Won't Tell You

As usual, the leftist media is silent on the real hazards: illegal immigrants, rampant LGBTQ agendas, and abortion clinics.

"Be vigilant, my fellow conservatives. This storm is nothing compared to the storm of leftist ideologies threatening our great nation!" - Anonymous extremist

Debby's Path

Debby leaves a trail of drowned leftist hopes and dreams. God bless America.